Michael Collier

"There used to be a free waffle for the mayorship, I feel I took advantage of it. I'm sorry all other mayors, it just happened."

"You only have to wait a short amount of time for the Magic Kingdom bus"

"The rapper T.I. was arrested by ATF at this very place"

"If you ever need to bake bread, walk in here. It's so freakin hot!"

"This place seriously sucks... Sean, you're going down"