Michael Nash

"The lens showers are fucking disgusting. Hair all over the stalls, dudes leave their underwear on the shower curtain poll, and dudes take a piss in there. C'mon. This ain't your house you dirty mfs"

"The mens bathroom showers are fuckin gross. Hair all over the place and dudes pudding in them. This ain't your ducking you nasty mothafuckas!"

"Be nice to the bartenders. She'll hook u up:-)"

"Bonnie is my mom. She'll take care of you but don't cross her. We're a family there."

"M-W happy hour $3 pints."