Michael Helfin

"IIf you like Italian food, you're in luck. I went with pollo Dijon because I forgot to review menu while my party ordered. It was legit."

"Buy one get one. Beware a pitcher upsell."

"Look for my dude Juan with the arsenio hall meets mc hammer hair cut with the sick watch."

"Boo the patriots jerseys"

"Gyro gone wild. Do it."

"U.s airways only provides a 58 dollar coupon (you pay 58 and tax) voucher when air traffic control delays flights and gets you stuck for the night."