Michael Hails

"Dress warmly. The theaters are glaciarly cold."

"Buy a donut. Then eat it."

"Under my benevolent mayorship, BCC will usher in a new Golden Age of peace and tipsy-itude. Viva la revolution!"

"These blow all the other grab-n-go burgers in the neighborhood out of the water."

"Good octopus, but hit or miss pasta. Mussels dish was so salty it burned."