Michael Downs

"Although the lamb is divine, Gerard says the chicken tastes best."

"I "love" villages that close at 10pm."

"I've seen dead people move faster. Next time, I'll drive across town to a different location- it will be faster."

"Where are Batman, Wonder Woman, and Superman?"

"Check out the Martini list!"

"The flamingos were on the roof. I think this says something about the quality of the water."