Michael Baird

"This place is always too busy. If you want to start your day off by being annoyed and late, go here."

"Every time I go here they are out of frozen okra, while the Jewel on Canal has soooo many bags. What's up Mariano's?"

"This place was delicious. Wash your hands before you feed a friend."

"Droooool. The hangover pizza is the tits."

"Pretzels. What more do you want? Iced tea? Too bad... Go somewhere else."