Messy Stench

"pork empanadas, holy SHIT!!"

"tiny place, terrible selection of cars, stressed out staff, be prepared to wait up to an hour."

"ALSO... most disgusting interior ever. Not sure HOW they can keep an A in this dump-hole. HOWEVER, they have the best chicken & rice in the universe. THE WHOLE UNIVERSE!"

"Awesome chicken, also great for terrible Mexican soap operas from the 80s."

"great decor & bldg, staff is snobby as hell. eat dinner off a table built for a smurf. loud!"

"great service but friggin expensive!"