Meredith Battjer

"They'll trim dog nails for $10 -- a tip is always nice."

"Most people are OK with smoking but don't put out your butts on the ground -- some dogs eat 'em."

"Friendlier and more attentive than the chain stores. Better customer service than the post office, FedEx, et al."

"Vegetarians: order the grilled cheese, or fill up on liquor instead."

"This is not a day spa. Prepare for some heavy sweating in close, bunkerlike quarters."

"You can order the Moroccan mint tea half-sweet. Sip it and enjoy the people watching."