Mercy James

"fuck this place full of delusional cunts don't waste your time here"

"this place has great coffee. as good as starbucks and less than half the price. avoid caramel macchiato. french vanilla is where it's at."

"CHUYS IS ON TOP OF THE BURRITO GAME BEAN AND CHEESE WITH RANCHERO SAUCE EVERY DAY"

"don't try to find on the road by jack kerouac...they dont have it"

"Go to the players club and play carnival"