Brit Meow

"The carne adobada pasty is so good, it made me cry and gave me a boner at the same time."

"THIS IS BAT COUNTRY"

"Somebody drew a penis on the hand dryer in the girls' bathroom."

"Everything is delicious. Seriously. There is nothing here that is not awesome."

"A bunch of 13 year olds trying to impress their friends by sucking at skating and cussing about it."

"Are you a boy or a girl?"