Melissa Pearson

"Steak tips over baby potatoes is delicious! On Thursdays, kids eat for $1.99 too"

"Red headed whored belong in the projects they came from. Throw this pig a cheap drink and she will likely put out for you. Just use a rubber, skanks get around."

"Set 12 hour crops before you go to bed at night so they are ready mid morning."

"No money? No home? No problem! Screw the durands everyone else does!"

"Nestle 6 pack bottled water $1 at register!"

"If you want a good ice coffee and you like it light and sweet, order it 8 and 8 with sugar melted!"