Melissa McGinley

"I didn't eat any pizza I swear because I'm on a diet."

"Go to Brian's house. Great sex!"

"Go to Hellcat! Way nicer, better prices, more experienced artists."

"Some people don't support gay marriage, this doesn't mean they hate gay people. Chick-fil-a serves every person who walks through their door with dignity and respect. Support them for taking a stand."

"Don't eat the pickles! Yuck."