Melissa Loop

"If they are out of a furniture item, they will gladly order it for you and charge outrageous shipping."

"Your brownies taste like saw dust. And that seems like a hard thing to do."

"Don't get the duck. #epicfail"

"Yo barbette this is that time I order your poorly washed under cooked mussels. Third times a charm I guess"

"Watch those guys when they cut your lumber or else it will be hacked up and not at all straight."

"They have great women's clothes too."