Melissa Lombardo

"The food and service was horrible. Cheese sauce from a can. Fake food. Giant hair found in steak fajitas. Worst Mexican I have ever had!!!"

"Watch out for flying fans!"

"Ask for a side of ranch and mix in some Tabascos sauce!"

"Order the Tirmisu. It is the best in the land! SERIOUSLY!!!!"

"Everyone will tell you the pizza is great - don't believe them. It is no where close to being Chicago style pizza."

"Where water shoes. The beach is heavily littered with sharp sea shells."