Melissa Heilmann

"This place has seriously gone downhill! Blooming onion unapologetically burnt. Waited forever for food. Server nowhere to be found. Ended up having to take the pitcher and refilling my own drink."

"Best tattoo studio in the state! Come see David Hallman!!!!"

"This light is gonna make me lose my job! Arrrrgggggg"

"Wir sind Deutsch!!!"

"In fact all nazis live here. Heil der furher!"

"There's is a very large racist German dog who lives here!!!"