Meg J

"Get a Cobb Salad - if you have the strength to open the 2 ton doors to get into the building."

"Pet the dog - you'll have a friend for life."

"Be careful about moving into unit 201 - the downstairs neighbor is VERY oversensitive to noise & the HOA president is a smug bully."

"OH! And no bellinis? Really? I this not BRUNCH?"

"Apparently reservations don't mean squat - our party is actually SMALLER than we thought and we've been waiting half an hour. So far? NOT impressed!"