Meghan Haas

"It took them 15 minutes to make me an iced caramel mocha. Seriously? And the cashier didn't understand the difference between iced, hot and frozen. Really?"

"No cover. 2$ shots of anything! Free beer for bitches!"

"Ziggy barks like a freak."

"Praline pecan petit fours!"

"Beware. Apparently the house is haunted."

"Get the Nipple Platter! It's a great sampler!"