Marty Gil

"A lot of people cry about this place, but it's really not that bad."

"Now's the best time to join since everyone is quitting their new year's resolution to work out more! Machines galore, thanks quitters!"

"Planet Fitness radio gets you PUMPED"

"Order and pay at the indoor kiosk. Not having to deal with the Jack In The Box employees is awesome. Rise of the machines."

"Mom, I'm just going to the movies!"

"Residents claim to be "badass", obvs reality hasn't set in"