Medieval Pete

"Ok, it's all fixed now!"

"Don't use the shower - it runs hot and cold!"

"Ok, in the interests of fairness and good form, I've decided to abdicate and leave the position of Mayor open. All good things etc"

"They wouldn't serve me breakfast even though it was only 10.20am, then made me wait twelve minutes for an apple pie - awesome service!"

"Who Mayors Wins! ;)"

"Friendly, welcoming and great food - a top chippy! Try their Char-sui Tomato with fried rice - it's awesome!"