M-C Reid

"This place smells like a day-old vagina. No really. It does."

"What the hell happened to the mall?!?!"

"I don't like the hookah here. Tried Jasmine and Mango separately. Both tastes nasty. How if Mango's my fave flavor?"

"Terminal B lacks healthy dine-in choices for breakfast."

"If you're from Denver, this place sells sbux coffee. If you're from out of town, this grocery store is in such a state of disrepair that you should skip this place."

"Be sure to smirk at their evacuation plan..."