Matt McDermott

"The decor is lovely and the staff are a handsome bunch of humans. Want my house to be decorated like this. They can keep the crazy jazz music though."

"The stark decor lends itself to poor noise management. Uncomfortably noisy. The clientele is awful. Could also do with a damn good cleaning as there was food all over the floors, chairs and tables."

"Quite shocked to see this place only has 3 out of 5 on the hygiene rating things."

"Posting stuff is fun. Post lovely things to people you love. Post dog poo to people you hate. Whatever you do, POST POST POST!"

"Prospect Place is so not in Penarth!! It's coastal Grangetown!"