Great Tips

Greg Kulaga: if you like cougars, this is your jam

Mike: FIRST THING I SEE A GUY JUST GOT STAB. WHEN I GOT THERE. WHAT A SHAME.

David Davis: 1st time juror this is whack try to get out of it!

Ernesto Gutierrez: Ernie sombrero was here

Lou Martone: Just turn around and go home

Jack Pattillo: Don't forget your son Kevin at home. He'll most likely have to fend off burglars on his own.

Brian McGlade: Fidi's best kept secret! Garlic bread is a must!

Maira McDermott: Literally all I know about this bar is that they let me pee here and there's an American flag

AskMen: This city needs help with the whole romance thang. All we know is an evening of live jazz & a plate of slippery bivalves is better than our traditional "2 hrs of C-SPAN followed by an argument"

Max Sklar: Back in '08 I put some money in the stamp machine, and it ate my dollar. I find a staffer, he says, "whad' you do? You put da dollar in too fast you broke da machine. You want it back? wait in line"

Carlos Valle: Don't come here if the beer room is at 65 degrees when it's supposed to be at 40 degrees. That means there is no beer.

Liz Collins: Children should not be brought here

Big Boi: Stay off them Bath Salts

Theophilus London: “When you get in there, the whole atmosphere makes you want to drink. Liquor bottles all over the walls. Get some prosecco and order some pizza. When the prosecco runs out, reach in for a kiss. “

Rick Ferrino: Come here if your friends expired id wont get you into hohbrouhouse

Eric Hansen: Little known fact: George Washington used to slam Jäger bombs here.

Paul Galvin: There is no surviving a zombie attack here. Should it occur, just eat some ice cream and make your last moments as pleasurable as possible.

Mike S: This place is way better than living in a van down by the river!

Adam Simon: Protip: don't bring your baby to this bar. Or any other bar.

Noah Lucas: Great spot if like gratuitous octogenarian nudity in the locker rooms, broken lockers, and thieves. I don't, so I canceled. The old, naked, locker bandit may strike again!

Will Charczuk: Shitfaced old people, check. Ears bleeding loud music, check. Flat light beer, check. Get into it.

Will Charczuk: The pervasive smell of burnt chemicals is especially appetizing.

Zach Mack: This place is a real barrel of laughs. If your laughs are made of misery.

Oryan Tidwell: Need to use the restroom? Hold it. The mannequin in their bathroom will haunt your dreams

Lauren: Since you're at the post office, try standing in line! It's a great group activity everyone can enjoy!

Noah Lucas: The story of when a girl unplugs entire power strip so she can browse Tumblr.

Tina Brown: Show that you are the mayor and you can poop anywhere you want!!

Chris C.: The Chicken Fingers are great

Lauren: Gentleman at the table next to us was interested in the bourbon I had chosen. So he drank some. From my glass. Without even asking. This is not a tip, I just want everyone to know this happened.

molly steenson: get on a plane and go somewhere else

Matt Szenics: Don't do insider trading

Kelly Garcia: My husbands the best chef there & this place has the biggest whores working there! :) i dont care, i state my opinion! :)

Carlos Valle: Show up past 6 to see the baristas yell "FIKA After Hours", blast Drake over the speakers and really get down. As an added bonus, the place is empty at this time.

J Jones: I ludd dis place.hope to lose my virginty tonight.im bout to buy dis joint.

Zach Holman: GET THE GRILLED CHEESE AND TOMATO SOUP AND RUB IT ALL OVER YOUR BODY. and then put it in your mouth. trust me, i'm a foursquare tip.

Michele Lainevool: When standing naked infront of your one-way glass window, take note that it is NOT one-way glass. However, you may want to do it anyway. ;)

Alex Still: Pro tip: Smirnoff ice is a great way to get a donkey sauce stain out of your Affliction tank top.

Dave Boudreau: The decor looks as if Steve Jobs designed the place. Gorgeous. Minimal. Sleek.

Dan Cruthis: The Beet Salad is worth ordering. When it's delivered to the table, I like to say, "Thanks for laying down those funky beets.".

J T: Such a sexy travel plaza. Out of this world blowjobs!

Blake Benthall: Wear a wetsuit if you're not a fan of ecoli

Blake Benthall: Great spot to use planes

Foster Kamer: YOU KNOW WHITE PEOPLE/GET MONEY, DON'T SPEND IT/OR MAYBE THEY/GET MONEY BUY A BUSINESS/I'D RATHER GET THE BLACK LABEL AND GO IGN'ANT/I KNOW FRANK B GONE KILL ME/BUT LEMME FINISH

Phil DiAntonio: Avoid Dante's butt hole

Brian O'Shaughnessy: America's last bastion of Mensa, millionaires and certified maniacs. Men/Women of letters relax, discourse and reflect on global issues. Like TED + AA + 1982

Carl Bosworth: Penis penis