Matt Bonaccorsi

"Worst, and I don't say that lightly, Tesco in the world. Layout is like an Escher painting. If Escher was a chimp on crack."

"AT&T wifi takes ages to log in. Best reception is in the loo by gate A14. Make of that what you will."

"Just had porridge for breakfast at Yo Sushi. It was freshly made, lovely, and there was only 2 other people there. Everywhere else was rammed. Result"

"Cellure stem cell face cream shop. Creepy as, but the talking mirror is cool."

"Make sure you get a photo of the aircraft carrier behind Urban Outfitters."