Mazie Barbs

"Best slice on the island of manhattan."

"ALWAYS freezing cold."

"Staplers are upstairs only near where the librarian sits."

"Oy! These people think these are good bagels? What are they? From the midwest or something?"

"Avoid socializing with Florian P. He is a real P. Of shit, apparently. Also he may or may not be a child molester"

"A real bunch of Realies. Love this place."