Mayank Kochhar

"Excellent. Get the beef"

"Beef tenderloin"

"The mayor used to be quite lean and buff, but age has withered him away to nothing but a fat husk of his former self. Don't be fooled by his deceptive clothing."

"Ask for the hairy clams, very fresh."

"Bullshit place, don't get the red curry"

"Ask for the Melwani special!"