Max Rosenberg

"Overpriced. Lousy facilities. Old sheets and comforters, just bad all around. Save your money and go to a B and B or best western."

"In my next life, perhaps Hashem will take pity on me and let my be born to a nice Methodist family. It's really not that bad a place. A little spackle some napalm and it might make a nice mausoleum."

"Get the gator jerky"

"Order the tuna amazing roll. You won't go wrong"

"Dont forget Emile and Paul, Mr. Mayor. Although I personally use Sal."

"Complain about this dusty dirty stank hole and get 50% off and $104 in food vouchers like me"