Johnnie

"Truly disgusting. Raw French Fries (apart from two of them on the bottom left of the photo) and a ball of slime covered in what looked like cat's vomit (called Big Crunch on the menu). Vile"

"Rancid butter... Damaged goods... Chipped China cups... Is nothing in this shop 1st quality?"

"Excellent chicken curry!"

"Ooty chocolates have been made here since 1951 - they're the best!"

"Amazing breakfasts!"

"Glorious French cuisine in a delightful old villa with charming hosts"