Matt Bromley

"Get yourself an Icky and and order of the atomic hotwings. The combination is incredible."

"The checkers and baggers here have a weird habit of trying to guess what you're going to cook with the groceries that you buy."

"The $7.77 buffet is gone. The price is now $11.99!"

"Visit often. They're cycling through beers REALLY fast, and every time I go in, they have something new on tap."

"Tip the people that make your coffee, and they might show some love with an extra mark on your preferred customer card"