Matt Williams

"A little too "ghetto" for my taste. For a minute I thought I was in a low budget rap video. The kids that run the place try really hard but are hopelessly overwhelmed. Try not to get shot!"

"This place is everything that is wrong with the world, avoid at all costs."

"Pizza is guaranteed to give you the screaming shits. Teenagers run this place and don't care if they screw your food up."

"Ridiculous lines, employees that don't speak english and screw your order up, guaranteed to give you the runs, but hey, it's the only Mickey D's in town."

"It's impossible to place an order without saying, "ummmmm""

"These people can warp space and time, they somehow have your order ready before you even order."