Matt Riedl

"Go between 12-2 and there's NO ONE here! Primo parking and non-crowded weight rooms!"

"Do not leave without either: A) repulsing the monkey, or B) waving hands like clouds. If in a hurry, high pat on horse will also do."

"Ask for whatever's in the fridge; there's usually something good! Avoid Kelly's room; it is a pig sty! A fun place just to chill - highly recommended!"