Matt Turner

"If you're playing MAVRCK in trivia, prepare to lose."

"Doubt it. I'm here 7 days a week from August to May"

"Buy a refillable cup and bring it back in every game after that... in your purse of course, they don't check"

"Brett Parsons is a horrible mayor. He lies and steals children. Beware."

"Watch out for awesomeness. It's everywhere."

"Beware Chipotles whenever Adam C. is there, he steals peoples chips when they aren't looking"