Matt Roa

"Bring Ipod or Mp3, the music they play while you eat, sucks.."

"Don't bother my dad when he's playing EverQuest, or you won't be able to play games for a week!"

"Tip the guy, who looks like he's from Jersey Shore, he'll butter your Bagel, or Toast your buns."

"When babysitting, give kids lots of sugar, and lock them in thier rooms. Play Tv LOUD!"

"Buy lots of Flowers for that special someone.. You're guaranteed to get laid.~~~Pay Leslie's Bills for her Please"