Matt Nemeth

"Don't worry about wiping your ass before you arrive - Barry will lick it clean for you."

"I'm in a rush to get to my next gate. If your children are in my way I will not stop for them. Be advised."

"I looked in just now to see one guy in the place sitting at the bar. He wasn't wearing a shirt."

"Not an appropriate place to jerk off."

"Brand new car had grease on the drivers seat. Didn't see it and ruined my pants."

"Get here REAL early (ie 5 am) and you can sit anywhere you wish!"