Matt Lawson

"This place subsitutes large amounts of food to make up for being sub-par...and the cooks can't seem to keep their hair on their head and out of the food"

"Ask for Brad...he is wassup"

"Ask for Stephon at the used car center...he will not pressure or dissapoint you"

"terrible food, and some senile old man was cursing out one of the servers in full sight of the dining room. this place blows"

"toenail tuesday...pay for day camp and get a free nail trim"