Matt Ludlow

"Be sure the maids pick up ALL the syringes. Oh, and make sure you have both batteries behind the scotch tape holding them into the tv remote, we only had 1. Plus side? cockroaches were pretty small."

"make sure to check out the bar in the back. didn't see it 1st couple of times. GREAT bloody mary's!"

"Bottomless PBRs for Sharks games and a more than decent a/v setup to watch the game!"

"the boobs sag, but still feel nice in the mouth."