Matt Kraatz

"Stay away from the mayor"

"Disappointing gyros, good pancakes"

"There's a super secret, always vacant stairwell on the south side of the building, use it during rush hour!"

"Bring in your own mug, tell them its a refill and save 50 cents!"

"Go through the backdoor, no one pays attention to the front."

"Best happy hour in town! 3 to 7 everyday enjoy half-priced margaritas and beer. 32oz Yuengling for under $3? Yes please"