Matthew Scully

"Roast beef club, do it."

"Susan D. Waked out!? I don't even know what that means!"

"Pretty surre the barista was just hitting on my girlfriend."

"The meat sauce is fantastic!"

"Waited 20 minutes for our waiter to acknowledge our presence. He never did, so we walked out. His response? "Ok.""

"Pretty sure all the employees are "special"."