Matthew Rodin

"Don't stand by the edge of the dock when a ferry is pulling in they love splashing those just standing there!"

"Perfect course to bring beginners it's wide open!"

"Matt Lauer is a scratch golfer ask him about it sometime."

"Abraham doesn't even work in this building. I say we impeach him and at least let Matt L be the mayor!"

"Matt L the mayor is a Philly fan! I saw him taking a pic by the atlas. We need to take away this mayorship!"

"Leave your car doors open so they don't break your windows!"