Matthew Nielson

"The new bartender likes women to wink and wave. Do it and you will get a free appetizer."

"Fresh fruit crepes, very nom nom."

"Annoying up selling. "can I have a 2 piece halibut and that's it." "want to make it a 3 piece? want a drink? Want a ice cream cone?"

"Middle of nowhere is elko. We are half way there."