Matthew Hilts

"Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer."

"The furniture is ugly, but new. It's uncomfortable, but it's clean!"

"The bathrooms here are very nice: brand new, spotless, and frequently vacant!"

"Go to Paravicini's instead."

"Fuck this shitty place in its stupid ass."

"The Keurigs over here discard the used k-cup automatically! Also, frequent catered lunch leftovers. Just follow Brian Maguire...he will lead you to the food."