Matt Herrington

"Join their text group for good deals on free food every Monday. Text CFA316 to 411247. The deals are actually great bargains too"

"Get a double stack, value fries, value drink, and a small frosty for less than a single combo. Also don't forget to do the survey on your receipt for discounted food."

"File your property return by March 1st."

"Tenderloin steak and biscuits should be on everyone's plate."

"Don't bring weapons through security. They will take them away from you and you will be considered a very bad person."