Matt Harris

"Slowest in the western hemisphere"

"the girls without tonight were a cluster fuck of mental retardation. you're working a job, don't get pissed when i want to give you business"

"This place has a suck factor of infinite value. Avoid at all costs."

"The jalapenos are hot!!! You've been warned."

"Horrible waitresses and expensive drinks. Don't go here."

"Work here until 5."