Matt Fitch

"A B.O scented hive of scum and villainy"

"Amazing food. Truffle Ravioli, salt-baked sea bass, both excellent."

"Mars milkshake... sounds amazing but disappointing."

"Where else are you gonna get food around here when you're drunk at 4am?"

"You can't beat Ham & Pineapple pizza for a quid! Grab yourself some 75p crisp salad and you've got dinner."

"The place y'all wanna be but only a select few can..."