Matt Demers

"Get to Motown early. Wear deodorant. Shit gets sweaty."

"Reka the teller has a very nice accent"

"Thursday's are the only good night. Come early to avoid lines."

"If the closet's rockin', don't come a-knockin'."

"Try the burritos! So good, lot of food and cheap prices."

"Rumour has it that a crazy lady lives on the eigth floor; beware, douchebags, or face her wrath."