Matt Darnley

"The air conditioning is great - it’s freezing!"

"In my opinion this used to be one of the best Starbucks in the country - since a change of management I think it is now one of the worst!"

"Chicken Pad Thai"

"Excellent customer services: the boiler in our villa broke down (these things happen as we all know), fixed within 90 minutes (which included having to fit replacement parts)."

"Atrocious management, turning away paying customers at lunch time when the restaurant was almost empty (two tables occupied) because "a party" (7 people) "turned up late""

"Don't forget your padlock! Or your sweat towel!"