Matt Chandler

"Ambulance-chasing scumbags."

"There is no better bargain than Tibbs. The food is cheap and good, and who can beat a summer night watching movies outside?"

"The dog wash bays are a great deal. $11 and all you need is your dog. They supply shampoo and everything else."

"Multiple grills for all your charred meat needs."

"The BBQ Chicken pizza will cure all your ills."

"No, they don't have a "kids menu" you idiot. It's pizza."