Matt Collier

"It smells bad in this airport."

"So six employees here, one is busy and I have to wait on the couch for 25 minutes? Does this make sense B of A?"

"US Air blows. You've pissed me off one too many times with your rude employees and shitty planes. Barely any have wifi, no inflight entertainment. This will be my last flight ever with you. See ya!"

"No need to pay for meters. Have parked on the street for a year and never received a ticket"

"Watch out. When busy the hostess lady makes up new rules on the fly! Beware!!!"

"Hey retard. IAD is about 40 minutes west.."