Matt Blackmore

"1/2 price wine after 10pm!"

"Be sure to tell off the rose selling guy for being rude and interrupting people's dinners"

"NACHOS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Want free handies? Just head to K103!"

"Make sure Jacob takes his shirt off, you won't regret it."

"If you ever need a place to park, regardless where you're going, you can park here!"