Matt Burke

"Eva is the best. During warm months, she'll hook you up with big, Polish beers. During colder months, she almost always has awesome coffee and cookies. Oh, and she keeps me lookin like a rockstar."

"This place is usually hoppin' after 7 or so, but during the day it's full of LOSERS."

"What the fuck happened to the old Duckfat check in spot? This is whack. Sweet potato fries. Booze."

"This DJ is terrible. So. Fucking. Bad. Always."