Matt C

"Someone teach these idiots to pour a Guinness"

"Nice work on that check in almost 4 hours before the store opens. Cheating is a fine art on Foursquare."

"Bring a book for those 20 minute waits in line."

"Try a vanilla John Wayne"

"It's got the same shit in it as the other HEBs, so get out of this one."

"Consistently slow drive thru. Only 1 lane has been working for months."